[Joke] Dying Jake

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly,
"I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. "I slept with your three sisters, your best friend and your cousin!"
"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."